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OPERATOR ROOM · STAFF ONLY
welcome to the playground.
live automation visualizer, a chat with saroj-gpt, a fake metrics dashboard that lies in fun ways, and at least one undocumented thing. press the right keys to find it.
── automation.factory v1.4status: running · healthy
click a robot to see what it actually does. all six exist in some form somewhere in something I've built or wired up.
── saroj.live.metricsrefreshes every ~2s · entirely fabricated
a perfectly fake dashboard. the numbers wiggle so it feels alive, the labels are too specific to be a lie.
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coffees today
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slack pings auto-ack'd
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voice-agent calls handled
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PRs reviewed this week
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average sleep
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lines of go written
── operator line // saroj-gpthybrid · scripted by default
── easter eggworks anywhere on the site now
you know the one. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a. it pays 10 tickets — don't ask what the lives do.
hint: ↑↑↓↓←→←→ b a