── poke at things

welcome to the playground.

live automation visualizer, a chat with saroj-gpt, a fake metrics dashboard that lies in fun ways, and at least one undocumented thing. press the right keys to find it.

── automation.factory v1.4status: running · healthy

click a robot to see what it actually does. all six exist in some form somewhere in something I've built or wired up.

── saroj.live.metricsrefreshes every ~2s · entirely fabricated

a perfectly fake dashboard. the numbers wiggle so it feels alive, the labels are too specific to be a lie.

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── saroj-gpthybrid · scripted by default

hey — I'm saroj-gpt. ask me anything: hiring, projects, the voice agent work, tech stack, contact. (running on scripted intents unless an API key is wired up.)

── easter eggtype the konami code anywhere on this page

you know the one. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a. don't ask what it does.

hint: ↑↑↓↓←→←→ b a